[LeMoi]

Bonsoir

Je me suis livré à une petite expérience avec le "compagnon" virtuel MSN Encarta (que vous pouvez rencontrer en ajoutant encarta@conversagent.com ), et je dois avouer que le résultant est assez étonnant, pas mal de stéréotypes perfectibles mais MS avait du temps à gaspiller en faisant ce bot

LM dit :
Hi
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Welcome, LM! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* I want to see the map of Sweden.
* Where was Abraham Lincoln born?
* What is a cello?

Type your question and I'll look it up for you!
LM dit :
how are you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm doing well. How about you, LM?
LM dit :
fine, thank you
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Fine.
LM dit :
parles-tuu français ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Je parle un tout petit peu français.
LM dit :
ah bah c'est bien !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers vous invite à démarrer Encarta. Voulez-vous accepter (Alt.+W) ou refuser (Alt.+Q) ?

Vous avez refusé l'invitation à démarrer Encarta.

Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.

Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation.
LM dit :
OK OK
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Okey doke.
LM dit :
so, what can you do ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I can bring you the Encarta info you want faster and easier than ever. I understand a lot, but it helps me if you phrase your questions concisely and directly.
Here are some questions you can ask me:

* What is the capital of Mexico?
* When was Leonardo da Vinci born?
* How many calories are there in an orange?
LM dit :
ow, ok
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
What happened?
LM dit :
what is the capital of boukistan ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
LM dit :
invite me
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application:

Encarta® Instant Answers vous invite à démarrer Encarta. Voulez-vous accepter (Alt.+W) ou refuser (Alt.+Q) ?

Vous avez accepté l'invitation à démarrer Encarta.

Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Thanks for accepting this invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
LM dit :
so, the answer was 'viagra'
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
LM dit :
you are really stupid, you know
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, LM?
LM dit :
because you suck ! you're an insult to artificial intelligency
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
LM dit :
no, i have no idea
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Type your question and I might be able to answer it...
LM dit :
OK. Sorry but i'm bored. Bye
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Well, try doing something fun.
LM dit :
no, bye
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Goodbye LM. Hope to see you again soon.
LM dit :
idem
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Here is the definition for idem: the same.
LM dit :
i didn't ask for that !
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
OK.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.
LM dit :
you fool
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
LM dit :
goodbye
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Later, LM.